Br Jude

Br Jude is a math teacher who teaches in LSC

He teaches in ancient indian🇮🇳
He always ask you : are you deaf/stoobid/amneisa/disabled
He tells you to shut you mouth and copy shalom textbook

he told murray to go outside

he tells Justin to copy the Harry Potter book 1 time and tells Adrian to copy shalom textbook 4 times

he is so good

Nathan Walsh forgets to do math homework

Br Jude tells him :"cuppy eashee cuestioon 100 teemes!

by qwertyassdfgh December 9, 2024

Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.

"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

Jude

Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).

Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.

by KingOfWonton December 7, 2022

judes

sounds like another word for balls

“check out my judes bro! i bet their bigger than yours!”

by ushikj December 13, 2022

Jude

The coolest dumb child alive but also gets simped on by every girl in existence

Hey Jude why is every girl trying to tackle you to the floor?

Jude: HELP

by lol shrek April 3, 2022

Jude

to run away

make like Jude and skeeto

by zigi groot piel August 14, 2023

Jude

Jude is a a fish eating, bike riding, swag dancer, stealer of girls hearts. He loves to show off his WHOOP and swing his big WHOOP WHOOP around his bike. He will eat ur chicken in a second so u better hide those thighs ;) I LOVE HIM

Kristina: I THINK MOTOMOTO LIKES U

JUDE: AHHHHHHHHH LET ME GO GET HER BREAD

by Jarry wants u March 20, 2019