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John

Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..
Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic?
Bill: Oh they worship John.
by sharpiedeathray August 29, 2013
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John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.
John
by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012
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johns

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker July 26, 2005
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John

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
John loves to drink.....juice.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
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John

John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!
by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020
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John

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱
by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019
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John

John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
by Jenny2018 September 23, 2018
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