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man jock

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"
I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.
by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013
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Band Jock

It is a person who is very good at band; who loves to be in the band or loves to play music for the band.
by ABlondeGirlInYourGeometryClass November 14, 2011
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jock sucker

A woman who exclusively hooks up with sports players or jocks.
Dude I was trying to smash Ashley but she's such a jock sucker and left with a guy on the football team.
by T Bone636 November 16, 2009
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Luh Jock

A Luh Jock is a person that slimes out talkative non-factors.
" Pretty soon we're going to pull a Luh Jock on some woofers"

" this guy kaps a lot we finna Luh Jock that man"
by idontcondomeinclickinup February 9, 2023
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jock rocking

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
by Kolar July 13, 2012
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on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.
1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)
by nico assenti January 30, 2008
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Steer jock

1. An amateur who spends his money working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

2. A professional who makes his living working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.
Joe is a steer jock, all he does is works with cattle
by bigben50 January 28, 2011
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