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Get the Jobes mug.Jobeiri acts like a Scorpio. Is blind and wears glasses and has curly hair. They are very intelligent and adventurous but also likes the comfort of their own home. Their favorite holiday is Halloween. They love dogs , especially the big ones that can cuddle. She also adores cats. They love DC and anything related to superheroes. The favorite is "The Flash". They like to change their hair color and try new things. They are very hot! Jobeiri's are known to be the life of the party and they do any dare they get asked to do.
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Who is Jobe?
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
"I'm an atheist, what are you?"
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
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Chad: I can't, it's jobros time
Chad: I can't, it's jobros time
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