Jesus

also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiaof the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ; The savior of all humanity; died for our sins to save us; son of Mary; son of our Lord
Jesus saved us from our signs by dying on the cross
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Jesus (noun) is a Messiah like figure in Christianity and other religions. In popular culture, he can be either a zombie, a raptor, or a Jew.
The plural for more than one Jesus is Jesii.
'Jesus will save you!'
'No...Jesii will save you!'
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A name used for many hispanics but besides that, Jesus is a very loving and charming man. He most likely has a big dong. As most latinos do. Jesus will steal your girl and he will make that girl feel like she's the luckiest women in the world.
Hey I thought she was dating Ben ?

No Jesus took her.

Damn I wish I was him
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Compassionate, fervent lover, friend of sinners, a shepherd to the lost, Father to the orphan, Healer to the broken, Son of the Living God. Jesus Christ is the only man that took YOUR sin and nailed it to the cross. Sin no longer has a hold on you because of Jesus's sacrifice. Jesus died for you knowing that you might not ever love Him back, but He knew YOU were worth it, so He GLADLY died for you and on the third day, Jesus rose in victory. He is a gentleman, he will not force you to do anything, but nothing you can do will separate you from his all consuming, never ending, LOVE. Jesus is ALIVE. Jesus is GOD.
Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Luke 23:24
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I hate you because you put your family first.

I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.

I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
Jesus what more do I have to say.
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A dumbass beaner that has no life and plays a shit game like fortnite 24/7
Jesus, stop playing fortnite and play a good game like fifa
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God is Jesus.
Jesus is God.
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