Dock-tor Jelkins

The act of two men jelking while also docking

With the way Nicholas talks so much about jelking, I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Enrique get their Dock-tor Jelkins on after work!

by LushMops October 12, 2021

Jenei

The most gorgeous girl EVER. Is AMAZING in bed and like to please her husband.

Who are you married to?

-Jenei, and let me tell you, she's AMAZING in bed!

by AT3Nuno October 17, 2008

Jenice

Jenice Is a peng ting who is also bait.She can be rude at time it's also a unique name💕

Yo I was with jenice and she was looking shweet still!

by S2dotty July 7, 2019

Jenkinese

A language of sayings derived from english and chinese, with sayings you have ever heard before. Created in South Western Ontario, by Big Ern, the Jenkinese epidemic is spreading like a bad weed in a sod field.

Famous Jenkinese sayings:

Fix that Oprah.
You god damn half epileptic retard.
Now we're talkin' Chinese!
Walk and talk.
You fuckin half-baked retard.
You cock-suckin little fucker, I'll fix you.
See that fuckin kawasaki? Ill fix that mother fucker.
If you two little fuckers don't stop arguing, theres going to be another fuckin Jenkins trial.




Jenkinese words:
Tuckamuck (pronounced tuck-a-muck)
SammyIamie (Sammy-i-am-ee)
Greeneggsandhamie (Green-eggs-and-ham-ie)

by ernJR April 8, 2009

Jenkins

A name representing and personifying the male penis as characterized by a rude, distrusting, and at times wild doctor. In the most formal of terms, it/he is referred to as Dr. Wang Jenkins.

"I'm gonna go for a skinny-dip in the lake, Dr. Jenkins needs some fresh air."

by Puppy Dog 1 January 23, 2008

Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins

A talking raccoon skull named after the legendary hero of World Of Warcraft.When Sheep Hager found the skull one night, he made it talk by lifting up the top part of its skull like puppet.After about an hour,Sheep's cousin's girlfriend Julie named him Leeroy Jenkins,Sheep then added the Onomonopoeia to distiguish the 2 different Leeroy Jenkins.The next day an aparatus was made by Sheep,his cousin jake,and another cousins friend Bradley so a string could be pulled and his mouth would move.Leeroy is scared of unknown noises.Not much is known about Leeroy before he met Sheep,except that he claims to have been in the Vietnam War.

* loud noise *
Leeroy: what was that!?!?
Sheep: relax Leeroy its just an owl.

Leeroy:You better respect Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins,i was in 'Nam.

by Sheep Hager June 16, 2010

old man jenkins

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd

There is old man jenkins with his jelope

by cool kid03 September 20, 2016