fucking Jared

A typical asshole who constantly bothers the shit out of everybody in a group.

Dean: "GuYs YoU sUcK aT GaMeS yOu'Re GaRbAgE"
Tyler: "He's such a fucking Jared..

by Dangarii November 28, 2021

Jared Khan

Jared Khan has a big dick.

Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.

Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.

by Big D Chris March 29, 2023

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021

Jared Green

Jared Green is known for being arrogant. He is a lightweight and likes getting clapped by daddy cole. He’s referred to as soft and a baby back bitch.

That dude got drunk off of 2 white claws ... what a Jared Green.

by genius77889 November 2, 2020

Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011

Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers

Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot

by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014

Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020