James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

James Island High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the James Island High School parking lot?"
Yee Yee boy 2: "Sure, I can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any mango pods left?"
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah, Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

James Hepburn

A large spazmoidic person who thinks because they put a line in their hair we will all forget he fucked a 15 year old and got her pregnant, no ones forgetting you mong

A- "Hey man did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night"

B- "No I didn't catch it why?"

A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children"

B- "Oh really haha"

by HepburnisaBitchboi April 8, 2019

James Anderson

A boy who looks like a small piece of poop that would come out of a baby's butt into a diaper. Usually smells like play doh and has a weirdly shaped torso. Kind of resembles a grasshopper in a way and is kind of stupid.

girl 1: dude that guy looks exactly like my baby brothers poop that I cleaned last night

girl 2: oh that must be James Anderson

by ninacapa December 10, 2019

james todhunter

a man who likes to gobble on dicks

hi im james todhunter

by bif tannen November 12, 2020

James Ryan Annis

Moo-stang boi who says boop and always thinks he’s right.

You ever met James Ryan Annis? Yeah, he booped my nose.

by Austinhump October 1, 2020

James moment

A James moment is a event when James post some horny and weird shit (weird mf)

Sane person 1: Did you saw what James posted
Sane person 2: Yeah he jacking off to Among Us porn
Sane person 1: That do be a James moment

by Redos005 October 20, 2020