Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.
"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 26, 2020
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The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.
Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!
by Big_Dick_Prick April 11, 2018
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Someone who likes crickets and sucks dog dicks
by Arhxm January 08, 2018
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Jacob is a name that stands for a boy with a wonderful sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, a room-lighting smile, a sense of warmth, security, and comfort to him, and an overall SEXYYYYYYYYYYY mannnnnn. Like dadddyyyyyy what the heckkkk????? Im justttt kidding. I know for sure though, my Jacob is a freaking angel God sent down from the heavens and blessed me with. He makes me smile everyday, and I can't use words to describe how incredibly thankful I am to have a boy like him in my life.
"Jacobbb what the heck are you doinggg stepbrooo????"
by soy un desastre December 27, 2019
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by Yeet spaghetti May 31, 2020
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Cheater, Fuckboy all the way, A liar #all #of #the #above
Jacob is a fuckboy.
by Princess_2018 January 14, 2018
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Bitch ass nigga who drops a girl after the first date and cheats on every girl and his dick is only 3.2inch. he also uses every girl and he a fuck boy
by Ayedatboyshere May 17, 2018
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