Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.
by Arrow dude October 5, 2019
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"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
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by Jenelljay02 March 25, 2019
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