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someone who can't drive
by Yabity November 1, 2010
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That Jesus is one nice guy!
by Kyle Michael Jones!!! December 8, 2009
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a made up person persecuted by the jews and used as the reason to justify every wrong thing in this world. kill other cultures, rape, take over countries, kill and the likes. oh lol and who could forget control the poor and uneducated.
jesus, these jesus freaks just don't get it do they? he never existed!
by billy gnosis April 14, 2008
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The world's most famous zombie.
Jesus supposedly died and came back to life three days later.

What a zombie.
by grrgirl December 28, 2009
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jesus is god the 1 who made the world and every thing in it,he is love he loves u he came and died so we could live life a real life not the life we have now a life with no pain or sickness forever with him and his father in the light
jesus is real he loves u , pry and study the bilbe find the truth for ur self god make himself known too those how seek him
by Justin Seymour September 24, 2006
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The 2nd part of the Trinity, was born of the Virgin Mary. He was nailed to the cross and died for our sins. He also preformed many miracles like making the blind see and the dead live. He is fully God and fully man at the same time.
Man 1: Jesus came to save us.

Man 2: Amen, bro
by Multisport 5.5 April 29, 2011
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He is cool, awsome, loyal, kind, and really enojoys playing fortnite. HE is REALLY Good at that game and he is mexican and likes tacos and tortas and takis and dinamitas. HE also went to meet ricegum and Faze fug and banks and he was really amazed also he met lebron james and curry in las vegas.
Jesus went to las vegas
by Chuy duran February 9, 2018
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