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fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019
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Bonin Fire

Dangerous and destructive fires ignited by vagrants accumulating under the leadership of Los Angeles City Council Member Mike Bonin.
My house was burned down by a Bonin Fire originating in a Garcity.
by DonnieLA August 27, 2019
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Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019
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Fire Wheeling

A gaming term.

The term originally comes from the party game "Mafia" named after a guy called "Fire-wheel". Who used to have a policy lynch of "lynch girls first only, before lynching seriously".

Basically it means you do something to someone based solely on their gender, obviously this has negative connotations, you wouldn't "fire wheel" someone you liked. (Below are some examples).
"Everyone gank the gurl gamer on their team lol".

"Kill the girls/boys first before doing X".

"You know Fire wheeling in Mafia gets *you* policy lynched instead right?".

"We have no idea who the traitor/etc is and we have no time/X, kill that girl/guy".
by ragswolf September 2, 2013
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fire muff

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.
"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"
by Craigco December 3, 2007
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fire boiz

a group of middle schoolers who claim are making a mixtape hotter than charmander ;cool boys
oh my god i cant wait for fire boiz mixtape to drop
by i dont know what to use March 7, 2015
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Fire Flower

Our beloved childhood flower, it was first debuted on 1985 in Super Mario Bros NES game by Nintendo.
Fire Flower is the best item on Mario games!
by Ryan900USAYT January 4, 2023
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