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Brandy Interested

When you click interested in an event, but there is no way you are going.
John clicked that he is interested in going to the event but I am pretty sure he is just Brandy interested
by Ohio guy 71 September 2, 2018
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Second Hand Interest

When you do something or buy something you normally wouldn't just because your current friends own or enjoy doing it.
Ever since I moved here I can't stop buying guns. Billy Bob takes me hunting every week, so I end up going to gun shows and the like.

Sounds like you've picked up a second hand interest.
by Jordan P March 8, 2008
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Internet Asshole

Someone who's an asshole on the internet. This same person probably can't get away with being an asshole in real-life. Most internet assholes are either too lazy or too retarded to hold a real job.
Man, that Timmy kid is such an internet asshole!
by The Robot Council February 7, 2010
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the internet is for porn

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change
Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!

Everyone knows that the internet is for porn
by That guy......yeah that one January 19, 2007
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Internet Porn

by girbark August 17, 2011
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pale and interesting

A cheeky reference to heroines of Victorian operas and novels, who frequently became ill -- but not so ill they can't remain both romantically tragic and, above all, beautiful. Usually they have tuberculosis (TB), which allows for dramatic coughing up of blood, tender goodbyes with devastated lovers, and a ROBUST aria right before she perishes. Somehow the fact that she's dying of an airborne disease never deters anyone from seeking out her intimate company. She's got this charming pink glow to her fevered cheeks that no gentleman can resist...

Authors of these stories love to wax rhapsodic about the heroine's "milky" or "alabaster" skin, and the sicker she gets the more exquisitely white she becomes! While modern readers may wonder why anyone would want to make love to a woman the same color as chalk, bleach, or the cliffs of Dover, the Victorians were very turned on by these connotations of racial purity. Nowadays such descriptions are considered purple prose, and if not outright racist then certainly in very poor taste.

The phrase "pale and interesting" is an oxymoron that mocks both the silliness and melodrama of this trope. You may feel sick as a dog, but hey, some uptight people with weird hang-ups around sex find that attractive! Lucky you!

See TVTropes.com's "Victorian Novel Disease" for a detailed description of the source material.
"I'm still nauseas, I'm just going to lie on this couch looking pale and interesting and hope hot person comes to talk to me."

"You definitely have a fever, but on the bright side you're looking very pale and interesting draped across that bed."

"This isn't a swoon, my arms and legs feel like wet noodles."
"Sexy."
by Cynicisms July 15, 2023
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internet suicide

When someone in a forum, newsgroup, etc. says they are leaving (sometimes "and never coming back"), but actually wants to see how people react to their leaving. Usually as the result of drama
joejoe monkey: I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving the forum. I'm tired of being harassed and the mods won't do anything about it.

kikiquan: Internet suicide. He logged on under a different name with the same ISP
by Shawnyshawn January 4, 2009
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