Backflip Insertion

The act of doing a backflip and landing it while sticking your penis into someone’s asshole.

My friend watches way too much Backflip Insertion

by FrenchRolls November 3, 2017

letter inception

Letter inception is when you make a letter out of that same letter like L

L

L

L

L L L L

Don't rub out my letter inception

by Thethrowaway12 March 13, 2021

Kazakhstanian insert

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.

Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo

by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022

Full Body Insertion

When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.

"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

do it yourself (insert name here)

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)

(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*

by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…

Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.

by Option 22 October 30, 2020

M&M [Insert Act]

M&M stands for Masturbation & Marajuana. As such, this is any activity preceded by using marijuana and masturbating to orgasm in any order or combination.

M&M Insert Act uses:
Tonight, I have an M&M Date with Sam.

I'm going to have an M&M Staff Meeting.
M&M Tacos!
Go home and have an M&M.

by Can I Get U Off? March 3, 2022