complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

by Mimono July 23, 2010

Warm Beef Injection

When someone takes a hamburger patty fresh off the bbq and slowly and gently insert into the mouth......

Have you ever given her the warm beef injection?

by thebreakefatclub November 26, 2011

pre-flight inspection

A quick inspection of essential items (Phone, Wallet, Keys, Ipod..) before leaving the bar slightly inebriated.

Gentleman #1: (Throw on jacket) Alright see you guys later! Pre-flight inspection.

by cowtheif April 8, 2013

Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby

I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.

by She hole May 13, 2017

Camel-Toe Inspection

An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.

Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??

Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!

Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.

by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017

asian by injection

A non-Asian girl can say she "has Asian" in her from her Asian boyfriend's cum injected in any of her orifices.

Ping Pong came in my mouth and ass, now I'm Asian by injection.

by MyBratsJerk February 15, 2018

Full Body Insertion

When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.

"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018