in tune

what woodwinds never are

a: how did you like the concert? i sounded great right?
b: no you werent in tune you dumbass

by ferrousfermion December 8, 2022

tuning in moscow

playing with your girlfriends nipples.

"dude she was stacked, after a few beers I was, "tuning in moscow" and she let me,,

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

freaky tunes

A type of account on musical.ly

Omg do you use freaky tunes

by Elizabeth foot January 1, 2018

Tuning In

When you arrive late at a drinking event and quickly need to catch up to everyone else, so you put down about 3-4 drinks in the first ten minutes; often to the concern and horror of other guests.

"Why the hell did Gary just walk in and take 3 shots of vodka in 2 minutes?"

"Had to work until 9. He realized we already had a few and is tuning in"

by DiscountSteak April 28, 2021

tune that butt

Beating someone up. A no-weapons fight with a loudmouth.

"That dude hasn't stopped all night. I'm about to tune that butt."

by ZedHed April 6, 2017

Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork

I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork

by Big Jolly April 16, 2024