by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008
Get the country blumkinmug. Guys who drive pick up trucks and tractors, listen to country music, speak with a sexy southern accent (and/or aren't afraid to say y'all) and marry their high school sweethearts.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
Brandy: I'm sick of assholes, I want a Man. Someone who will treat me right. Someone who isn't afraid to roll around in the mud and get dirty ;) Someone who believes in God and would love me unconditionally.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
by brannonsgirl March 4, 2011
Get the Country Boymug. An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008
Get the country breakfastmug. A place or time where things purposely or inadvertently become extremely dangerous.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
"Woah, we were just sitting there in the livingroom when a sink-hole opened up underneath our house. That was a one way ticket to Danger Country!"
by Kilo Delta February 27, 2007
Get the Danger Countrymug. Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
by Duderer July 29, 2008
Get the country blumpkinmug. by 3262bk September 16, 2013
Get the country scummug. by space_bears March 13, 2011
Get the Country Clubbedmug.