Sexy burrito

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone

“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”

by Tivuq February 20, 2018

Burrito-beato

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

by Captpan6 June 2, 2022

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Burritos Day

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

by Zomegad September 24, 2011

booty burrito

The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).

Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"

Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"

by Trocargal74 May 27, 2016

burrito mouth

When you burn your mouth from eating a freshly picked burrito from the burrito garden.

The burritos finally ripened and I couldn't resist biting one right when I picked it and now I have burrito mouth!

by burrito queen October 22, 2013

Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020