Humster

A word used to describe a "lobster" by people who are retarded, have aspergers, autism or an IQ equal to or lower than 15.

I am not a fan of shrimps or humster myself

by vingattemgaddiosa January 14, 2018

humster

Humster is commonly used among lesser intelligent people and people with mental disabilities, humster is simply their way of reffering to a lobster.

humster lobster

by versaceeee January 26, 2018

humasn

a fucking grammer mistake.

humasn
you fucking spelled it wrong
no i didnt
FUCK OFF.

by PUSSIC0TMAN252 May 22, 2018

humiston school

A school for people who are lowkey fucked in the head. They also have kids who do the drug, but it chill.

I go to humiston school.

by Bobbalabadingdong May 13, 2019

Hummusophobe

One who is afraid of or has a strong hatred of hummus. This can extend to even the mention of the word.

"Wow, Aiden's such a hummusophobe, don't you agree?"

by LibertyP1006 June 25, 2019

humugidy

Humid and muggy all at once.

Fuck me its humugidy as fuck. My sack is sticking to my leg.

by Maynyak July 17, 2019

humungoboobs

Massive monster tits which meet the following criteria:
1) So large that they are distinguishable, even under a winter coat.
2) When walking on unlevel ground, the breasts will cause your body to sway with the movement of them
3) They cause arousal when touched, even slightly.

Yael: I'm starting to think he turned me into a girl and made my boobs big on purpose
Dan: Nahh, I doubt it. I asked Lynn about it and he said he felt really bad.
Yael: Anyway, how do you stop... ya know... the jiggling?
Dan: You don't. You can try wearing a bra.
Yael: I'm not wearing a bra!
Dan: With those size F humungoboobs, that's your only hope, and even then, it won;t help much.

by SwearToGodHoldMeBack November 1, 2019