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fucking the horse

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
by Christina S October 29, 2007
mugGet the fucking the horsemug.

horse shit

'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.
"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!
by Professor K February 13, 2004
mugGet the horse shitmug.

horse pill

Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.

Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!
1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!

2. She's on horse pills
by zaphraud October 26, 2004
mugGet the horse pillmug.

feeding the horse

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.
'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'
by paul claydon December 12, 2003
mugGet the feeding the horsemug.

Horse face

A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.
Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)
by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015
mugGet the Horse facemug.

Horse emoji

Send to a female when u want her to ride ur dick.
F: I wanna fuck
M:🐎

F:BET!
I wanna 🐎 his meat so bad girly

The horse emoji means riding dick
by BigDickRex44 April 4, 2019
mugGet the Horse emojimug.

dark horse

A mysterious or shy person who unexpectedly turns out to be the best at something.

Popularly used to describe a man who may not initially catch a lady’s attention but is then unpredictably, completely charming (and, if the lady really hits the jackpot, is fantastic in bed). Due to the element of surprise, a dark horse can often beguile even the most beautiful and intelligent ladies into bed.
‘You got Lizzie into bed? Damn, you’re a dark horse man. We’ve all been trying for months’
by MJ79 April 15, 2006
mugGet the dark horsemug.

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