ancient history

gone for good

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

Vagina History

The history of a Vagina. Basically the amount of people a female has slept with. Something you should ask your girlfriend (or mum) about.

That girl is hot but i bet she has a alot of Vagina History.

Hey baby what is your vagina history?

by Myles Mcfly December 3, 2010

Historia Reiss

Synonym for lesbian

Guy 1: Yooooo who's that???

Guy 2: Don't get worked up, she's a Historia Reiss

by DisasterTwink May 19, 2019

American History X

A movie dedicated to the principle that racist curb-stomping is badong.

Sarah Palin (secretly taped by FBI): John, did you know there's a black man running against you for President? What are we going to do about that?

John McCain (secretly taped by FBI): Well, we could send some of our goons to curb-stomp him...

FBI Agent: Gov. Palin, Sen. McCain, you were caught on tape conspiring to curb-stomp Barack Obama!

John McCain: It's too bad the tape ended just at that moment. I was about to say, "...but that would be badong!"

Sarah Palin: It would?

John McCain: Shh! Uh, yes, officer... I realized that when I watched American History X! You think I want to get sent to prison and anally gang raped again like I was in Viet N-- I mean, anally gang-raped for my first time ever?

by Lady Bracknell July 19, 2009

canadas history

the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.

i just canadas history the hell outta that bitch

by christopher huntopus February 6, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.

1.The most vial and distrubing sexual act I have ever heared of is called Canada's History

2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot

by dothebedn February 6, 2010

histerilous

histerical, really funny other form: histerilizing

omg that joke was histerilous!!

by Kelsie April 25, 2005