heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 14, 2023

Heavy Bob

A person who believes only their own opinion is valid. They believe others opinions are a direct attack against them.

Don't be such a Heavy Bob, try listening to an opinion other than your own for once.

by The Whole Community December 14, 2018

heavy drop

An obese female.

Derived from a term used by Army paratroopers to describe equipment being dropped from an air craft that exceeds normal weight limits and will be expected to fall at a rapid and destructive rate.

His new girlfriend seemed nice, but she was a bit of a heavy drop.

by Nadatushhog June 26, 2005

heavy handshake

When a dealer shakes the buyers hand and simultaneously transfers drugs into his/her hand.

He gave me a heavy handshake, to keep the heat off.

by Will Dearborn January 19, 2014

Comfortably Heavy

A term used for Heavy .. but not ridiculously Heavy Weights .. when lifting @ Home or @ the Gym.

"Is the weight realy heavy ??" ..

"Its Heavy but managable,.. Comfortably Heavy!"

by JayZeeStorm July 4, 2014

heavy crown

a lot of weight on your shoulders

too much work or stressed out
i'm wearing this heavy crown

by marismith124 April 23, 2015

heavy birdtation

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts

can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.

by guinness camel March 6, 2011