patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really

1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"

by axis6a August 15, 2010

Motown Handshake

The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.

1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.

2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.

by BigDuke6 August 5, 2011

white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."

Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.

by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011

jad hands

Sensation of getting cold, clammy hands while performing a high stress task.

This originates from Runescape while fighting the final boss of the Fight Caves, Jad.
Creators of the term: Leon3100, Drix547 Presidents of the McDaniel College Online Gaming Club

Guy 1: Quick, protect from Mage!
Guy 2: I can’t click, I have Jad Hands!

by Shewsh February 23, 2018

Handorla

A common name given to one's hand during the act of masturbation.

Dude 1: yo what you sayin tonight?
Dude 2: im goin on a date with Handorla

Dude 1: true

by Spanking Tom Connors January 24, 2011

Handism

Discrimination against a certain group of people based on their dominant hand.

"I can accept your inability to multitask, you're right handed after all," a friend said to another. "Hey that's not fair! That's handism!" the friend replied.

by 7anooch November 23, 2011

Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.

Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.

by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008