Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006

australian style handjob

A handjob that comes from down under.

My girlfriend surprised me today with a come from behind Australian style handjob.

by Sharknado1 December 6, 2013

Holland Tunnel Handjob

When you pick up a hooker in either the New Jersery or New York City before entering the Holland Tunnel and pay her to give you a handjob while you are in the tunnel.

I was stuck in traffic so i figured I should get a Holland Tunnel handjob on my way home from the Izod Center.

by Lil mondie August 17, 2009

Virginia Handjob

The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjob or blowjob. Note that one "gives" a Virginia Handjob to them self.

Danny: "Dude Katie broke my achy breaky heart last night *cries*"
Joe: "thats rough why?"
Danny: "I asked if i could just give myself a Virginia Handjob instead of of her jerking me off and then she said no and broke up with me cuz im such a gay pretty boy"
Joe: "yeah i know she actually just digged me for my french exchange student persona"
Danny: "god damnit joe youre just so much better than me at life"
Bob: "Tapawingo is the worst golf course in the world"
Rook: "Merr!"

by Joe G-Unit$$$ April 23, 2008

Clonakilty Handjob

To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant

I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.

by Niall Collins March 10, 2008

emotional handjob

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.

That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.

by NavyChief619 June 11, 2010

Toriyama handjob

Previously seen characters from the Dragon Ball series that get immense power-ups off screen, first seen in Dragon Ball Super.

"Oh, did you remember how Krillin got that Toriyama handjob and outwitted Gohan?"

by Big-Boy Pants September 21, 2017