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Harker Heights

Full of soft ass fuck nigguhz, except for Nicuhlas Walker, the crime lord, dillin er a thang from meth to the hardcore fruit roll-up ring. White folk beware; he after you son!
Naddir: "Let's go try sum weak ass niggaz in Harker Heights bruh, lulz."
D'Tyreke: "Yo cuh, don't fuck wit Nick do! Dat trigga scrait petrifyin dawg!"
Naddir: "Lolwut?!"
by LuhGiiiT x Hitlol April 15, 2011
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Hawthorne Heights

Commonly thought of as a band, Hawthorne Heights is actually a giant sack of fecal matter disguised as a band.
What is this flaming bag of Hawthorne Heights doing on my front porch? *stomps*
by SmellyBaptist September 27, 2006
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hightarded

A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.
This weed's got me so hightarded, I can't even tie my shoes.
by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009
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Height supremacist

A person (most likely a man) who flaunts his only somewhat redeeming quality of being above average in height, likely to compensate for the lack of other qualities. Height supremacists do not like statistics, and they tend to refer to anyone below their height as a manlet (check definition for evidence of this).
Person: Apparently the average height in the U.S. is between 5'9" and 5'10".
Chad (height supremacist): hahahaha bro what? that's manlet status. average is around 6'3" imo
by fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou September 17, 2017
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Hornsby Heights

A suburb in the upper North Shore. Hornsby Heights has a large number of uncontrollable teens. These teens have now combined a group commonly know as "H H". People refer to Hornsby Heights as the "Compton" of Australia. The local Government has tried endlessly to crack down on these ruthless thugs, with no prevail.

Commonly known breaches of law include: Multiple assaults, high number of big time drug dealers, Grand Theft Auto, unlicensed weapons, armed robbery etc.
Guy 1#: Dude i just got a gun pulled to my head by about 16 people, they said "lucky your from around here mate, otherwise you'd have a massive whole in the side of your head"

Guy 2#: Yeah that's life around here in Hornsby Heights, I've got used to it. It's shoot, or get shot.

Guy 1#: Yeah, i heard. My house got robbed a few weeks back, and they stole both of my weapons.
by Jack Tetherdale August 9, 2009
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Hawthorne Heights

A suck ass band with a main singer who thinks he can play the guitar but really just shakes his hand up and down like a retard. They look like fucked up moles and think there good but they actually suck ass and are only popular because Victory produces them. They need to go fuck each other , get aids, and die just like the Villiage People

Hawthorne Heights manages to completely suck yet there still famous - what the hell
Hawthorne Heights blew Victory off then screwed them so that they could play there stupid, retarded, faggit music infront of a punch of poser wannabe punk kids.
by Travis W April 15, 2006
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hawthorne heights

There once was a genre called "boyband". This genre ruled the land, competing with the best of the rap and the rock scene for the number one spot on the billboards. However, the reign of the boyband was soon cut short, as all of their avid listeners found out through the grapevine that at least one member of every boyband was a homosexual. Thus, the boyband faded into obscurity, and was never heard from again. Until now.

Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.

Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Fuck Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights sucks.

Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
by Wes and Vin September 18, 2005
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