Schrödinger’s Haggler

Someone who exists in a state of contradictory negotiating behavior until observed (i.e., called out): simultaneously outraged at by lowball offers when they’re selling (because “that’s unfair!”), and aggressively lowballing others when they’re buying—both states coexisting in perfect hypocrisy until the contradiction is pointed out and the reality collapses into obvious double standards.

That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing

by Vothanus February 20, 2026

Hugglespoons

Related to the Hugglefuck.
Traditionally comes after the hugglefuck.
Used in online chat.

Matt - hugglefucks!
Rach - hugglefucks back!... does that mean I get hugglespoons now?
Matt - sure... hugglespoons!

by LadyMadonna24 March 16, 2009

hugglecat

a very ugly girl that weights over 300pounds and thinks shes a cat.

that huge hippo looking girl with cat ears is a hugglecat

by spyder_sever February 12, 2010

huggle

it combines wiggling

and hugging

wiggling, which is a freeing act of self expression... See More

which is normally done on ones own

and hugging, which is more personal

and together-y

so it's like, the best of both worlds

I want to give you a hug and a wiggle, but how? I'll give you a huggle!

by thewiggleandhugger December 12, 2009

hogglegg

a massive pinch of snuff. normally a grizzly wintergreen.

Jimmy got a hogglegg at lunch today and ripped his lip.

by skintback December 21, 2009

hagger trash

People who are really trashy and seem even a bit hillbilly. Someone who constantly looks their worst and acts trashy.

"look at that hagger trash woman!"

by Ms San Fernando March 31, 2010

hugglepausersnoo

Noun. The action of pausing a movie or tv show for the purpose of snuggling or cuddling.

Honey, let's take a quick hugglepausersnoo.

by dusktransfixed September 27, 2010