had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

You've had it

If someone or something has 'had it,' it means they've reached a state wherein they're not functioning how they normally should.

Angus: *Does or says something stupid*
Clay: 'Haha! You've had it, mate'

OR

*The car breaks down*
'Fuck, the car's had it'

by A special kid called Matthew January 27, 2022

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 10, 2021

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

a dream you've had before

A game on roblox, containing a yellow room, carpeted stairs, notes, and special floors. Some special floors are: Floor 16, the sideways room. Some rooms have no lights, room 52 has a key to the basement. Sometimes the rooms are underwater, and sometimes it's winter in the rooms. Some rooms starting from floor 91 are like floor 16 but way harder. You have to complete those to get to floor 108. There is a box on floor 108, and if you type floor 7 or floor 9 on it, you get teleported 7k floors up. The basement is like the main rooms, but the further you go, the more dark it gets. Far into the basement floors you will hear screaming. If you do not type in the box in floor 108, you are forced to stop at floor 700. Floor 10000 is very lonely... If you hear someone say "Shh, be quiet" do NOT move. If you do, a shadow figure will be at the top of the stairs to the next floor, and if you go near it you will die, and when you die, you will have to start all over again, since your floors don't save. You may hear Russians in the chat sometimes. Some people mistake this game for being the backrooms. How do I know? Experience.

Yo, wanna play a dream you've had before ?
What's that?
Oh boy, get your coffee, because this is gonna take a while.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ November 12, 2023

Dave has had s just just

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I Dave has had s just just died.

by Deez nuts in your jaws August 14, 2022