hoism

1)The act of purposefully being obstinate in order to perpetuate a fight.

2)Layman's terms: Acting like a real ho!

1)Alex subscribes to the theory of hoism.

2)That Alex is a real ho!

by Roz L. November 9, 2006

hoice

A mistyping of the word choice that also means allegra is the shiz. and taylor likes two bananas.

I don't have a hoice.
-What? you like two bananas?

by Taylorisawesome April 16, 2009

Hoindouse

The act of kicking someone in the nuts with your shin so your foot can extend and kick them in the tail bone, thus double wammying them and insuring instant collapsation. When done to a woman this is reffered to as heindouse.

Me: Dude! Tommy pissed me off yesterday so I spazzed out and hoindouse'd him and he hasnt spoke to me since.

A guy: Righteous! I heindouse'd hannah this morning cuz she forgot to put syrup on my pancakes!

Kenny: Niiiiiiiiiice

by senzu bean July 18, 2009

hoiwbrbiwot5m

AIM acronym for
Hold
On
I
Will
Be
Right
Back
It
Will
Only
Take
5
Minutes

kinda pointless, but it is still used

by Infinyte September 10, 2004

Hoiya

What you say when you have a boner

Bob. My cock is hard can I get a hoiya

by Yesterday I was going to go to January 8, 2020

hoi4

hearts of iron four

hoi4 is a good game

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

Hoit

can be used anytime anyplace, exclaimed or whispered. it is the universal excitement noise for Rob C.

rob exclaimed Hoit! as he bursted through the door to find his favorite food; souls.

by Rob C. January 10, 2004