have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

Having A kim

Having a Kim is when your feet get swollen and show your sandals straps. It's a Kim.

While pregnant Kim Kardashian had bad swollen feet... And still wore her strap gladiator sandals and high pumps. Consequently her feet showed deep marks : she's having a Kim.

by Genny from the block May 28, 2013

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017

to have the runs

to have the runs

To have the runs. When food is not properly cooked or if one drinks water unfit for human consumption, one invariably has diarrhea. "The person has the runs". He has to run very quickly to the nearest toilet so as not to release his bowels in his pants.

by Deauville650 July 3, 2017