have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

by Legend456 October 16, 2018

having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

Having a Levi

n.
1. a. The act of having too much fun.

b. The sound of having too much fun.

2. Informal Something amusing, absurd, or contemptible; a joke taken too far: The end result is having had a Levi.

3. Informal Levi'ing; amusement. Often used in the plural: went along just for a Levi.

Boy 1: You can't have fun, its a school night. You're having a Levi.

Another example:

Boy 1: Hey last night I went to the strip club and drank Jager until I was sick out of my nose!

Boy 2: Argggh sounds like you had a Levi

by The J-Bomb September 8, 2013

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009