First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.

Hey Frank… First Haircut… cool.

by Fv3 July 18, 2022

Caribbean pufferfish haircut

A haircut that looks like a Caribbean pufferfish.

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?

by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

Carradale haircut

A stylish haircut in the style of Neenie. Also sported by The Walker Brothers in the 1960s

Look at him, he's got a Carradale haircut

by A Carradale Galbraith November 4, 2011

orange county haircut

the haircut that defines an orange county mom

"it took some time but she finally adopted the orange county haircut."

by totally not emily May 20, 2019

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

Haircute

A haircut is what a barber or stylist does when they trim your hair with scissors or clippers and it looks incredible afterwards.

The state of your hair immediately leaving the barbershop/salon knowing that it won't look this good after you touch it.

"Did Jill get a haircut?"
"Nope, she got a haircute."

by On Granite March 15, 2025