government

1.A long forgotten theory on how to help the people of a country
2.The beginning of a world wide order whose sole mission is to destroy the way of life as defined by the constitution.
3.A body of men origanally intended to be run by the people of the country, but eventually will revert to dicctatorship.
4.See also Evil Empire, Hypocrite, Democrat, Republican, Lucifer

The government will steal and eat your babies.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

by anonymousclucker August 8, 2018

governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Governor of California, cyborg sent back from the year 2102 to take control of California, and then the whole world.

"Vote for me again next year, and I'll be back!"

*inagauration*
"Asta La Vista Gray Davis!"

by John Doe September 17, 2004

Big Government

People may define the term in many different ways, but how it's actually used by everybody used boils down to one thing --

"Big government" is "government that does things I don't approve of".

And the opposite is of course "small government" -- "government that doesn't do things I don't approve of".

The Republicans say that the Democrats are the party of "big government", but the Republicans want to limit what we can do in the bedroom, they want a huge military, they're worried about which bathrooms we use ... who's the party of "big government" again?

or

The Democrats say that the Republicans are the party of "big government", but the Democrats want socialized healthcare, to keep God out of our schools, to open our borders, to have massive welfare programs ... who's the party of "big government" again?

by dougmc December 6, 2018

governator

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.

see george bush, or monkey.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Grover's law

Grover's law, an analogue of Godwin's law, states that whenever one Internet user accuses another of being a "sock puppet" (i.e. fake identity) without proof, the argument is over and the accuser has lost the argument.

The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.

UglyTroglodyte: "I suspect you are an alias of a resurrected, bionic Hitler."

Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"

by Rx521 May 21, 2004

US Government

America is good and all but the government is fucked up. But America's Army is the best part of it :)

America's Army should overthrow America's Government.

by Dysfunction October 26, 2003