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Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
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Tyler Grant

He has a Tyler Grant sized cock
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adam grant

A real niggah, Biggest all- star their is #50in07
He is almost as cool as Adam Grant
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Aiden Grant

Aiden Grant is the word used to describe the straightest most perfectest Godlike being in the universe.
Wow hes such an Aiden Grant
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sincere grant

A smart pretty girl who don't cares about how people feels about her she will fight if she has to she is an emotional person shes a caring person she short and light skin she got a bit ass
Sincere Grant is pretty and sweet caring person
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Grant Gilmour

something so right it just has to be false.
This guy took me on a first date, we ended up going for a walk along the beach at sunset and saw some whales jumping out of the water. It was so "Grant Gilmour".
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Grant Morgan

A person who is funny as hell and has a particularly long penis
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