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goose egg 

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.
I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0
goose egg by disco stu September 24, 2003
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Goose-eye 

When someone jizzes in your eye, causing one eye to shut while the other remains open. Also known as the goosy-eye.
Designated by this emoticon: -_O
Daaaaang, look at Christy, she can't even open her left eye. He must have given her a mean goose-eye last night.
Goose-eye by Self-lovin' December 14, 2009

goose got me loose 

getting drunk and high off alochol and drugs.
acting a fool.
aye yo dueeee that goose got me loose.

Goose feathers 

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt
Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...

goose juice 

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.
goose juice by rrrrjjjj August 23, 2011

Goose Goose! 

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
Goose Goose! by adamryan March 18, 2009