Goosahopgoodshophoof

A half-goose half-goat creature with a great shopping sense and the ability to jump three times its own height. May also apply to an artistic depiction of said animal.

Person 1: OMG, I NEED NEW CLOTHEZZZZ
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.

Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.

by THEMAKEROFGOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF February 28, 2011

Googchleater

A person who cheats in contests by responding to questions with answers that are secretly retrieved from Google.

"There is no way that you knew that answer. Nobody knows that! You are an obvious googchleater."

by Trusty Opine September 20, 2013

nose gooch

the area between the bottom of your nose and your mouth.

dude, i cut my nose gooch shaving this morning.

by wainright February 18, 2008

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

Christmas Gooch

The strange few days between Christmas Day and New Year when no one quite knows what to do.

"What are you doing over the Christmas Gooch?"

"I don't know, probably eating leftover turkey and finishing off the Christmas beer."

by 54M3E5T December 21, 2017

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011

goochirama

When a man has no scrotum but just a penis or cack and is left with just a very big gooch( hence goochirama = the ultimate gooch)

"That dickless boy had a nice goochirama if I ever saw one"

by Matt Mancini June 21, 2004