goonchild

Is the biggest goon to ever walk the earth but must also be the son or daughter of a goon

Francesco bonito is a goonchild

by anonymous June 20, 2023

gookcel

“Asian incel”, the term “Gook” is a derogatory term for people of East and Southeast Asian descent.

“Gookcel”

Of course you’d say that, you fucking gookcel.

by squwiid June 22, 2023

Goonie

A person who looks crazy and deformed. Mostly used towards people whos names are also a water company.

Get over here u lil goonie!

by uhoriah July 30, 2023

Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023

Gooner

John Cena (The Gay, not the invisible man)

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.

by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023

goonsesh

A word used to describe a gooning session. Usually including multiple people at once.

"Hey man this goonsesh is awesome."

by Its_Seif August 21, 2023

Goonerism

When someone is so involved in a state of gooning that their mental capability begins to decay.

He couldn't focus on any of his hobbies or school work because of his newly diagnosed goonerism.

by Cracker RIzz July 25, 2024