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Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
by adamryan March 18, 2009
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goosefat

sticky, lard like substance, used in buttering procedures - see also, "buttering".
Ohhh.... goosefat!
by Lurpak April 29, 2003
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goose drowner

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.
by Jeff Ray January 17, 2006
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Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"
Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"
by norandtiff January 26, 2011
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grey goose

Very high quality, smooth, premium vodka distilled in france. Great tasting vodka that is perfect for making vodka martinis, and cosmopolitans.
I got jacked up on those Grey Goose Vodka Martinis at that cocktail party last weekend!
by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004
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Gooseberry

A single person (or person without their significant other present) who goes somewhere with a couple. In turn usually making it awkward for both the couple and themselves when the couple wants to do things such as making out.

In america, I think you call it a third wheel.
Kelso : "Hey guys! Wanna play monopoly? Wanna watch wrestling?"
Hyde and Jackie : No Kelso. Go away.

Kelso : But... I wanna hang out with you guys!
Hyde : Don't make me poke you in the eye!
*Kelso Leaves*
Hyde to Jackie : Now we can finally make out without that gooseberry watching us!
by ItAintHalenIfItAintRoth August 15, 2010
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gooseberry

Phenomenon of being the odd person out.
1. Single gooseberry: In an uneven group eg. 5 people, two pairs of people are talking, with one being the gooseberry or odd one out.
2. Multiple gooseberries in one large group. Eg. in a goup of 6 talking at a table, two sets of people on the lengths of the table can be talking with the two people at either end not talking. Thus there is two gooseberries.
There is no limit to how many gooseberries there can be as any number of people can be singled out
by Norfolk and Chance December 13, 2007
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