Cement Goggles

the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.

i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch

by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009

Goggle Hot

When chicks are hot because of their sick goggles.

Damn those Smiths make her hella goggle hot

by Dangoos November 23, 2019

brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012

Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022