goggle face

markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab

Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"

by uaf_chem_student September 30, 2009

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terrorist goggles

when you put your nuts on a chicks eyes, then take a shit in her mouth

the reason your mom wont quit calling me is becuase i gave her a pair of terrorist goggles

by masterbrad August 15, 2010

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When chicks are hot because of their sick goggles.

Damn those Smiths make her hella goggle hot

by Dangoos November 23, 2019

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When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage June 07, 2012

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placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

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When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

by TheHossArmy January 15, 2012

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The goggles Horace Grant would use when he plays basketball.

Brandon - "I'm really fat and suck at basketball"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles"

by jephrey maltas August 11, 2006

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