"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."
by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018
Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.
by Lo Hong December 23, 2010
Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
Brandon - "I'm really fat and suck at basketball"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles"
by jephrey maltas August 11, 2006
by Dangoos November 23, 2019
NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?
by Gogglist April 13, 2022
by TheHossArmy January 15, 2012