Glog

A blowjob

Yo, Amber gave me the maddest glog yesterday

by Unkn0wn Yut3 February 12, 2021

Global Occult Coalition

Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips

SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

glog

A term used to describe the act of face-fucking. An example of onomatopoeia, because the sound made by face-fucking is usually, "GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG etc..."

"I heard Tony gave that bitch a rusty trombone last night"

"Nah, dude he totally glogged her. I could hear GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG from all the way in the other room. It sounded like someone was smacking two fish together."

by Dr. Milk Chocolate McNugzzz March 17, 2010

Global Occult Coalition

The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.

"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."

by Help I have lost my pp November 1, 2019

Globaled

To make a wow character cry. To make them not able to attack.

Yo boxxy, you globaled that guy.

Yeah and he died cause he could not attack me.

by boxxybaby June 28, 2010

global swarming

the overpopulation of the earth.

Another problem for humanity besides global warming right now is global swarming. Countries need to crack down on their populations

by alfreedink May 17, 2008

global-local

a Kritik that owns you

"Yeah, they ran global-local. It owned us."

by Big J November 5, 2003