Did you get your tickets?

To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*

by Specks December 14, 2012

Get your head out of the gutters

To stop & think straight with your brain not your head 8==D or vagina ({})

Hahahaha! WTF? Get your head out of the gutters!

by ValleyGirl209! November 15, 2010

get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.

"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."

by Carl Willis November 7, 2005

get your ya-ya's out

Originally a rolling stong stones live album, (get yer ya ya's out) the term usually means "to get your extra energy out" or "to blow off some steam". One can do this many ways, it really depends on what type of person you are.

j: hey
j: fine then dont answer me :(
me: sorry i was getting ma ya yas out.
j: what?!
n: my ya yas...
j: your WHAT?!
n: i was blowin off some steam alright? chilll
j: ....
j: so... how do you get your ya-ya's out?
n: youll never know :)

by loyaltallie February 22, 2011

get your ya-ya's out

To escape the life dramas that wear on your soul. To be fearless and get through the bs life gives you. Experience moments of clarity ,beauty,inspiration and hope that everything will be alright.

Lets go down to New Orleans tonight so you can get your ya-ya's out.

by minew September 15, 2008

Don't Get your dauber down

- for one to get ones "dauber down" is when someone is depressed about something menial. The expression is normally said by a friend, parent, teacher, or coach as a slightly humorous way of telling the subject to cheer up.

Joe- Misses the field goal in practice for the second time in a row

Coach- Now c'mon now Joe, "don't get your dauber down"

by silachoo September 24, 2010

Get your mind outta the gutters

Something you say when someone is thinking dirty or perverted.

"Wow that's a huge tree..."

"That's what she said!"

"DUDE, get your mind outta the gutters!"

by wheresmikey November 29, 2007