garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

Garage Bandy

A negative adjective used to describe a song that sounds like it was made in Garage Band.

Person 1 "Hey, listen to this song!"
Person 2 "I like it but it sounds very Garage Bandy."

by Knutone December 4, 2017

garage pass

When I guy lets his woman have a night out with the girls.

My husband gave me a garage pass tonight so lets go out and have a few drinks.

by Sparkmiester May 1, 2018

Garage Ass

When your butt is so big it could fit all your belongings

She has a garage ass...

by TCutta November 27, 2018

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

Garage Frog

A type of person that spends early mornings driving around garages partying like a frog. Likes eating flies and snorting cocaine. The jump from parking lot to parking lot. They make a Bibbing sound.

Dont spend your time being a GF - Garage Frog

by SafariMafia August 8, 2019

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019