Grumpy Garfield

A Capping, pussy

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield

by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021

The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance

Garfield lol

I do The Garfield to your mother

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 21, 2021

Junior Garfia

Junior is a boy that is ripped out of his mind. All the girls had a crush on him at one point but was always too cool for them. He is very strong and tall and loves to play sports. He is known for being called daddy and likes to give swerlys to mason. He is also the best clash royal player out of all his friends.

Junior Garfia is cool.

by ada wd awd November 23, 2021

Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022

Andrew Garfield

the kindest and most attractive man to ever Iive and is the nicest person on the planet. he is the hottest spiderman ever

Andrew Garfield is the best spiderman ever and dated Emma Stone for 4 years and they are still very close.

by ksvjbaejhfbdj January 24, 2022

Andrew Garfield

A fucking liar

Andrew Garfield: I won’t be in spider man no way home

This mother fucker shows up

by Kklakdjhdhehshsbrbehhddh January 27, 2022