Geartattack

Spilling/almost spilling a whole container of loose glitter while beating your face

Last night I was caking my face and I almost had a geartattack.

by TotallyTyiona January 23, 2018

Gart

A chart used for technical analysis is the forecasting of future financial price movements based on an examination of past price movements.

This gart is setting up to rip.

by GanBrah June 1, 2018

gartard

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days

You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster

by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019

Gartner

Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.

Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.

Person 2: No it can't be.

1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.

*Jimmy turns around*

2: No that's Gartner!!

*Both run away*

by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019

Garth Stanley

Cunt

That Garth Stanley

by GSP07R July 15, 2019

Garth Hill

If you wanna meet kids that do bad shit or if you want to send your kid to a school to get bullied for and getting exclusions for the sad reasons like waking on the right side in the corridor then welcome

“Hey you heard that road man in yr7 that had *** with my mate?”

“Oh must be a Garth Hill kid”
“Ennit”

by shh... 🤫 April 18, 2019

Garth

Garththescarf, also known as Christy's boyfriend. A Garth spends his time networking clans on RuneScape, specifically Cutthroat. His return has been announced with a trailer. Beware for this man.

Holy shit. Look at Garth, he's the absolute icon of peak male performance. What a chad.

by Not nf aidrian April 23, 2019