Random Guess Theorem

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.

Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.

by RandomDying August 21, 2009

Text-guess

Noun / Verb.

Upon noticing one has received a text, the hypothesis one makes regarding who it was that just texted them, prior to checking the phone for confirmation or contradiction.

It only counts if the message guessed upon is the first of a conversation.

Example 1:

*Bzzzt*
John: "Man, I bet that's Ryan texting me."
Evan: "Really? Why?"
John: "I was talking to him before today about hanging out."
John: *checks phone*
Evan: "Was it him?"
John: "Yeah."
Evan: "Nice text-guess, man."

Example 2:

*Bzzzt*
Alex (in thought): "That better not be Jena texting me.

Damn it, I know it's going to be her."
Alex: *checks phone*
Alex: "AH, SHIT!"
James: "What's up?"
Alex: "It was Jena, again. I text-guessed it and everything, too."

by AmINotClever January 14, 2010

guess who

when a male inserts his penis into a womans anal crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. quickly the man sneaks away then waves at the woman from outside (through a window). easily one of the hardest to master, but well worth it tricks in the book.

Lafwiquaonda: (damn lafonda tyrone, Kenny pulled the guess who on me and i shat all over his friends dick!"

by Gilby GG September 1, 2008

Guestimating

Best guess, using formulated approach to vaguely reference any particular set of information.

"From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house."

"I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."

by Wes Ferguson July 26, 2005

Gues

I’m a really big idiot who can’t spell.

I’m Gues

by Lolitsdestroy November 21, 2018

bitch you guessed it

1.When someone states the obvious.

2. The name of a song . It's really stupid but good at the same time.

-Jamie is a hoe
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!!
WOO!
YOU WAS RIGHT.

-Light Yagami,you are Kira

-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

WOO
YOU WAS RIGHT!

-Justin Bieber is a faggot
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
WOO
YOU WAS FUCKING RIGHT

by ButtercupUtoniumBitch October 9, 2016

guestival

A festival celebrated in the company of a lot of guests. Mostly painful because of their presence.

A:Hey, how was Christmas?
B:It was terrible. It was like a guestival

by Sighber December 13, 2007