Glopo

A balloon filled with Jello or pudding.

i dropped the glopo on Shelby's head.

by Jonathan streeks March 3, 2011

One Glove

Michael Jackson's version of Bob Marley's "One Love"

Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together."

Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'

by icwish June 26, 2009

glowed up

Got fine as fuck

You glowed up shawty.

by Zemdaya July 8, 2015

Globbing

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.

"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"

by Gooberpls September 4, 2013

Globalsnap

A noun referring to your Global Social Network Across the Planet.

"I had to hit up my globalsnap to see who would be willing to let me stay with them for Spring Break. I hope Sally in Australia invites me out!"

by Jonm83 February 3, 2010

Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

by cherryblossom November 8, 2012

glordith darkstar

The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.

I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.

by Highway hero June 18, 2017