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Junk Fuck

Person with a crappy truck hauling junk/trash. Beware of following to close, you may get hit with burger wrappers or beer cans.
Get the hell out of my way you slow ass Junk Fuck!
by Kiss my ass Reese Puffs July 7, 2019
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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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Don't Speak, Fuck You

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.
"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"
by MrAngryphase December 16, 2011
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as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.
I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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I fuck with that

Saying "I fuck with that" means you like something. You're all about it. You like it a lot
That picture of that burger... I fuck with that.
by tpoppies July 1, 2017
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Guitar Fuck

What Matt Bellamy does to let loose his raging lust for his guitars during shows (and perhaps after shows as well... no one can confirm it, yet). It involves a humping motion toward whatever lucky instrument he happens to be holding, often during a passionate riff or lyric.
1. Holy hell, Matt's guitar fuck in the last song gave me multiple musegasms!

2. Did you see Bells guitar fucking the Gliteratti? Keytar's getting more jealous by the second.
by ProjectSynapse March 31, 2010
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