The Clintonian Fallacy

The Clintonian Fallacy, so called because of former President Clinton's infamous line, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is", is when someone you are debating tries to derail an argument by squabbling over the well known, and traditionally accepted, definitions and meanings of words and or ideas.

You: Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?

by GiggiddyGiggidyClinton February 28, 2018

quem hanga hanga ne fellas

the verb to hang, but with a brazilian multisemantical touch

the phrase quem hanga hanga ne fellas a little bit like the verb to hang but with a multisemantical touch on it.

by TUCHO April 5, 2018

McClure's Fallacy

The idea that if you give somebody enough shit they will eventually throw it at the wall and hope that it sticks.

McClure's Fallacy was in the last exam and everybody failed.

by Friction = Distance times taco October 17, 2019

Bakern't's Fallacy

The Bakern't's Fallacy is a common fallacy where someone tries to assign the same quality to some Cause as to the necessary Result of said Cause when, and only when, said Cause is the only exception to said Result; in other words, when, and only when, said Result is the Result of no Cause also.

Formally: (0=bad->(0->(x->0)->x=bad), where x != 0

Someone: if you hoard all the bread, then we will not have bread!

Baker: you didn't have bread to begin with so you're committing the Bakern't's Fallacy!

by Father of Sons December 19, 2019

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy

Employing the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in an attempt to make a point unrelated to the topic at hand.

Bro, I win, I totally shot that shark.
Dude, we're hunting rabbits, where the fuck did you find a shark? You have just attempted to use the Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy.

by Treatmonkey June 11, 2020

bellas before fellas

the female version for bros before hoes
it means don't let your besties down for some boy

friends before boyfriends

Mark: hi! Do you wanna go have dinner sometime?
Lola: no thanks. Bellas before fellas 🙂

by Lorelai lisbon July 9, 2020

Fish Legged Fella

Common place for someone who manipulates and extorts sex out of their victims. They normally have a 10+ body count and will drop you the next day afterwards. Stay weary

Guy 1: Dude what the hell are you doing with the Fish Legged Fella
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu

by Windtasticy September 16, 2020