Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"
by NastyMoth December 19, 2020

Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?
Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day
Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day
by Lilpeeboy May 2, 2021

by FNBlizzardYT August 3, 2022

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
