the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)
by Heskit April 26, 2007
Get the Eternal Ferret mug.The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!
Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
by Oneil Chase March 25, 2010
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Snide mockery used against anyone seen running, especially out of need, anger, fear, confusion, etc. The greater the desperation, the funnier it is.
(Sees city bus pulling away down the street)
Tim: "Oh, shit! That's my bus! "
(goes flying after the bus)
Me: "Run Forrest RUN!"
Tim: "Oh, shit! That's my bus! "
(goes flying after the bus)
Me: "Run Forrest RUN!"
by KCutty July 1, 2017
Get the Run Forrest Run mug."Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"
- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
by The.Dman March 18, 2011
Get the Air Force Juans mug.1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.
2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!
55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!
55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!
by Jackie-Chan August 6, 2009
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by austingale March 8, 2008
Get the crank that forrest gump mug.Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world
2) Chuck Norris in miniature
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world
2) Chuck Norris in miniature
You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe
Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...
Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...
by Sheepe January 30, 2008
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