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Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck
by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023
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science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
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science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.
A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
by birhon August 12, 2023
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Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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Pleasure Science

Pleasure science studies the pleasures individuals feel and searches for ways they can feel more pleasure, longer, and more often.
The fundamental purpose of life is to feel pleasure. Some pleasures are more intense, some last longer, some are easier to feel. Pleasure Science searches for ways for humans to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
by but for May 2, 2018
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science buff

similar to a history buff, but with science.

a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.
guy: did you know george is in science club?

gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?
by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022
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anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013
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